Vavi!!

vavi vavi vavi vavi vavi. penyakit "tiap tahun ko mintak REPAIR" dah tukar "tiap minggu ko mintak repair". dush

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favvvvvvoourite. tunggu drummer terhebat haziq cover yang ni plak.

padat sial

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siapa-siapa yang baik hati. meh belanje aku nih

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lama gak dah aku tinggal blog ni. busy busy busy. mungkin itu masalahnya yang utama =="

setelah sekian lama "laptop kuat" aku buat hal, AKHIRNYA sembuh jugak dia dari penyakit "TIAP TAHUN MINTAK TUKAR MOTHERBOARD" nya. haha. kalau nak dikira-kira balik, dah boleh beli high spec pc dah kot repair benda alah ni. tapi apa nak buat, sayang beb. hadiah dari mak aku. sebut pasal mak, rindu lak masakan mak aku kat kampung. argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh demm.

apa khabar gamaknya orang-orang ipoh? macam dah lama sangat plak rasanya tak balik. walaupon baru 2 bulan. haha. tapi still rasa lama. cuti semester ni aku dah register untuk short sem. 2 bulan cuti aku semester ni bakal melebur la nampak gayanya. berkorban beb. apa nak buat. direct setahun la aku duk sini. =="

hujung minggu kat college aku ni memang susah nak dapat masa berehat. dah macam taking back sunday lak. tapi ni lain skit la. "TAKING MY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY". gosh.

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you start it with proper, i'll continue it in manner

Why you should marry an Engineer

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you. The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. plus they r cooler than the others ?

hahaha =="

Choke

the past is sooooooooo funny

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dah masuk study week dah tapi aku masih bertenang. masa penuh dengan kelas merungut tu la ni la. bila dah study week, tak start study pon. asyik bertenang. bertenang. terbaik!

Pontianak 3 Second

Dalam satu kampung, 3 ekor pontianak set satu pertandingan nak tentukan siapa yang paling hebat menghisap darah. pastu diorang set masa dengan tempat yang sesuai. tiba hari pertandingan 3 ekor pontianak tersebut berkumpul di tempat yang telah di tetapkan iaitu di atas puncak bukit.

Pontianak A : aku yang paling hebat antara kita bertiga.

Pontianak B : mana boleh. kalau kau betul-betul hebat. kau buktikan pada kami.

Potianak C : setuju!

pontianak A pon berlalu pergi untuk menunjukkan kehebatannya. dalam tak sampai 30 second dia patah semula ke puncak bukit dengan muka yang penuh berdarah.

Pontianak C : hebatnya kau. cepat betul kau menghisap darah. kat mana kau hisap tadi?

Pontianak A : kau nampak rumah tu?

Pontianak B & C : nampak!!

Pontianak A : rumah itu la aku pergi tadi. tak sampai 30 second habis aku kerjakan.

Pontianak B : arghhhh...aku lagi hebat. mari aku buktikan.

Pontianak A & C : silakan.

pontianak B pon berlalu pergi untuk menunjukkan kehebatannya. dalam tak sampai 15 second dia patah semula ke puncak bukit dengan muka yang penuh berdarah.

Pontianak C : hebatnya kau. cepat betul kau menghisap darah. kat mana kau hisap tadi?

Pontianak B : kau nampak kampung tu?

Pontianak A & C : nampak!!

Pontianak B : kampung itu la aku pergi tadi. tak sampai 15 second habis aku kerjakan.

Pontianak C : arghhhh...aku lagi hebat. mari aku buktikan.

Pontianak A & B : silakan.

pontianak C pon berlalu pergi untuk menunjukkan kehebatannya. dalam tak sampai 3 second dia patah semula ke puncak bukit dengan muka yang penuh berdarah.

Pontianak A : hebatnya kau. cepat betul kau menghisap darah. kat mana kau hisap tadi?

Pontianak C : kau nampak pokok tu?

Pontianak A & B : nampak!!

Pontianak C : tadi aku tak nampak!

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haih. dah nak abis dah cuti aku. kejap gila rasanya. tak puas langsung. keseronokan dah tamat. kesengsaraan bakal menyusul. hahaha. damm. memang nampak dah aku mengusung buku bawak balik je tanpa dibuka langsung. perkara biasa. XD